warmup w/ KB intro, basic drills

workout:

sandbag clean form

15 yd sandbag relay: carry all sandbags (3@25, 2@40, 2@50, 1 @ 65, 1 @ 85) to end of driveway, pile up, and sprint back.

tire drag : 30 yd
tire drag + 85# : 30 yd

the drags are interesting as they get heavier, quick small steps and a whole lot of leaning tend to keep momentum up and make for more efficient movement. perhaps next time we will chase the drags with some skipping, getting the athletes to throw their weight around more effectivley. in other news, the space should get painted this weekend, equipment coming soon, and pictures…

warmup:

3×20 squats
3×15 squat jumps
3×10 split jumps
3×5 tuck jumps
5x knee jumps

workout:
25x kb swing + 25x situp + 25x swing + 25x ball slam + 25x swing + 25x slasher-to-halo + 25x swing + 2:00 (accumulative) in front plank

then

500m row for time

-b 1:32
dylan 2:00
emily 1:58
joe 1:52
kevin L 2:07

rowing is interesting because of the variables, pacing and economy of movement…. hopefully everyone learned something today.

feeling pretty tore up still, sleep deprived due to a combination of too much training and too much thinking. couldnt resist trying out the new monitor for the C2 rower. 5x500m, focused on pacing and recovery(shot for 2:00 each) rowing is not as bad as i remember it, although i still need to try it well rested – and fast.

patrick stuck a PR on the deadlift – 300# at a bodweight of 143. legs and even grip are good but the lower back had a hard time staying in place… we have ways to fix that….

more thoughts from the naqshbandi order:

A person’s value corresponds to the value he assigns to his time. If you perceive your time to be a worthless burden that you hope will pass away quickly, then you are a burden on the face of the earth, and it would be better to be under it than on it. Why? Because you wantonly squandered one priceless treasure: your vital energy. Now that other priceless treasure, time, is not like wealth in your hands but like an immense pile of treasure underneath which you are buried. Be judicious with your vital energy so that the value of time may become manifest to you. When you keep your time like a diamond you will be exalted in the eyes of people and in the Divine Presence, here and hereafter.

A Sufi of the Order of the Naqshbandis was asked:

‘Your Order’s name means, literally, “The Designers”. What do you design, and what use is it?’
He said:
‘We do a great deal of designing, and it is most useful. Here is a parable of one such form.

‘Unjustly imprisoned, a tinsmith was allowed to receive a rug woven by his wife. He prostrated himself upon the rug day after day to say his prayers, and after some time he said to his jailers:

‘ “I am poor and without hope, and you are wretchedly paid. But I am
a tinsmith. Bring me tin and tools and I shall make small artifacts
which you can sell in the market, and we shall both benefit.”

‘The guards agreed to this, and presently the tinsmith and they were both making a profit, from which they bough food and comforts for themselves.

‘Then, one day, when the guards went to the cell, the door was open, and he was gone.

‘Many years later, when this man’s innocence had been established, the man who had imprisoned him asked him how he had escaped, what magic he had used. He said:

‘ “It’s a matter of design, and design within design. My wife is a
weaver. She found the man who had made the locks of the cell door, and
got the design from him. This she wove into the carpet, at the spot
where my head touched in prayer five times a day. I am a metal-worker,
and this design looked to me like the inside of a lock. I designed the
plan of the artifacts to obtain the materials to make the key – and I
escaped.”

‘That,’ said the Naqshbandi Sufi, ‘is one of the ways in which man may make his escape from the tyranny of his captivity.’

there is much information hidden within ordinary things. the prayer had a purpose beyond what the jailers could see. it was instructional, instrumental, not the typical “prayer” we know in the west, not a laundry list of wants; book ended with praise and thanks, but a design within a design. a transformative process, for after the man escaped, he no longer needed the rug….

plans within plans, design within design…

warmup w/ heavy TGU, KB play

work up to 88# KB snatch, get re-acquainted with heavy weight over head.

tailpipe variant
p1. 30 cal on airdyne
p2. 2x KB racked, handles touching entire time.
3 rounds

-b (2×53#)/patrick(2×44#)
9:29

today was a rough day, too little sleep and too much thinking. i still hate the airdyne, and was suprised at how bad my legs hurt while holding the kettlebells. this particular test brought forth an interesting conversation, and one i have had many times, the psychological factor. standing there, holding kettle bells, your mind will take you to dark and ugly places. within the first five seconds of each half all i wanted is to be in my partners place. the grass is always greener. the hold is the interesting part to me. i like to leave that player alone. to give them time to traverse their own road to (emotional) failure. to know, to know in their bones that they can quit any time. that simply by NOT pushing with every inch the pain will stop. that they are in fact laying their flesh on the grindstone. we need to know that road, to read the signs and be able to drive it blind. we need to know how hard our body can scream for us to stop, and then keep grinding.

also, i signed a lease today. 1650 sqft. there will be more details in the next few days, but my hat has been thrown over the wall…

ROMS track

warmup w/ med ball bounce pass,

50 yd throw and chase + 50 yd bear crawl
fat rope climb (arms only, to bottom of goal post)
fat rope pullups, standard and uneven

the test:
starting under one goal post, run to the other while dragging fat rope behind (~66′, around 50# dry, which it was not). coil rope, grab the opposite end and return to starting point, recoil rope. dont puke.

cooldown w/ 100yds of players choice. bearcrawl, broad jump, frog hop, burpee broad jump, walking lunge, throw -n- chase.switch @ 50yd.

dylan : 2:25
emily : 3:20
patrick: 2:21
kevin: 1:48
-b: 1:34

i believe the last time i did this test was 2 summers ago, it was the 3rd time in as many months and i trimmed my time down to 96 seconds (if memory serves me). the feeling of the drag is a bit like hill runs, but uphill both ways. patrick asked me if there was a trick, if pacing played a part, and i honestly dont know. this is a rare occasion where i feel its better NOT to use the legs for the first rope pull because they are going to need that little reprieve, for the last rope pull, use everything you have. its a great test to see someone hit a wall, it comes suddenly, and often with little warning, and depending how far along the athlete is, it can be one hell of a grind.

the depth of relief as you get towards the end of the rope is something you can taste…

warmup:
5x slosh pipe zercher squats, walk ~8 yds, repeat 5 times

revisit deadlift form
1 arm 1 leg KB presses
revisit pullup form, kipping exercises, dead hangs
peterson step ups and entrance into Zercher squats from the ground

a day focused on rebuilding and refining technique. deliberate action, appropriate habituation. work smart, work hard.

warmup:
work up to heavy DL(got 405# off the ground, but couldnt seal the deal. 385# made it up slowly, but cleanly.)

5 deadlift @ 95 + 2x 36# kb on mini-monster bands
5x zercher squats w/ slosh pipe
2x each 1LDL @95 + 2x 36# kb on mini-monster bands

2x 20yd 4x OH walking lunge + 4x push press (sloshpipe)

20yd Kettle Bear crawl (2×53#)
20 yard overhead carry(2×53#)

1-6 box jump ladder @ 24″
or
1-6 step up ladder w/ racked KB

airdyne while everyone else gets a turn

1 minute max calories on airdyne

dylan:28
kevin:41
emily:26
pat:30
-b: 40

warmup:
deadlift + hang clean + front squat @ 95#, 1 triplet every 30 seconds for 10 minutes

workout

tailpipe variant

(computer for concept 2 rower is out so…)
p1. airdyne for calories
p2. fat rope tension on blue band (hold arms out straight with band taught but not stretched, when airdyne starts, pull fists to hips and hold on)

initial plan was for 45 calories, 3 rounds. actual work went like this: 45 cal first round, 30 cal second round, 15 for 3rd round.

this. sucked.

cooldown w/ weighted pullups and deadhang games (hang KB off band, dead hang w/ 96# bouncing beneath you)

warmup
med ball catch, mini KB complex, whip smash

workout:
“UFC” (un – fucking cool)

30 seconds work, 30 seconds rest(in most compromised position), 5 rounds. 1 minute rest, 5 movements

push press/over head hold
airdyne (30 seconds hard, 30 seconds less hard)
atomic situp/ v-sit
KB swing / dead hang
row machine (30 seconds fast, 30 less fast)
(bonus rounds)
squat / squat hold
ball slam / over head hold
mountain climber / FLR

results:
-b
push press: 2×20#, 30,30,30,30,20
airdyne: didnt set it right, i hate the airdyne.
atomic situp: 15,13,13,13,13
kb swing: 53# swings, ledge hang. miserable
row: rowing should have been worse, spent too much effort or form and ended up with a lukewarm pace…
(thanks to emily,)
ball slam: 10,10,12,10,11
(thanks to kevin)
mountain climber: 50,30,30,35,45